http://www.debtconsolidationinitiation.com/credit-card-debt/credit-card-debt-negotiation/ Credit card debt negotiation is something the pledge masters take very seriously. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Alright, you listen up. You pathetic bunch of maggots need to know that credit card debt negotiation is not going to be fun for you. It is not for anyone. You have to endure it. There is nothing pleasurable to look forward to, other than the process being complete. Am I making myself clear? Now, since you have been foolish enough to accumulate so much credit card debt, we have no choice but to bring in Bobby, the pledge director and new member educator here at Alpha Beta Debta. Credit card debt negotiation is a lot like pledging And the number one rule of credit card debt negotiation is that you do not talk about it! Am I making myself clear!?!? I'm Bobby Andrews, and I am a sixth year senior here. So don't mess with me. I have been around this fraternity longer than most of you have been alive. Which is kind of sad. But in any case, I own you, and you will listen! When Bobby says jump, you say "how high, sir?!?!" And when he tells you to get him a f--king cigarette, then you best do it! Now then. Down to business. You pathetic pledges -- and maybe the brothers can attest, but I think you might very well be the most pathetic group of prospective credit card debt negotiation applicants we have ever assembled -- are here for one reason. Women and beer. Yes, I realize those are two reasons, smart ass. But that's not what you need to learn. Without credit card debt help you may never get to reap the benefits of these things because you will be flat broke. Without money our organization goes under, and if we run roughshod and find ourselves in debt, we won't be able to throw parties and hook up and have a great time. So think about it long and hard before you shun credit card debt consolidation or think you don't need it. Because it's essential to what we do. Thanks to credit card debt negotiation, our brotherhood is the most financially stable on all of fraternity row. Check out more of our site and gain more insight. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT