Debt Consolidation Initiation - Credit Card Debt Relief

Credit Card Debt Relief Will Have You Begging For Mercy

If you punk on credit card debt relief, we will punk on you

Seriously fools. You don't want to go there when you consolidate credit card debt.. It's one of the primary focuses of our pledge period, and if you don't treat it with the utmost importance, you will get served. Plain and simple. We require full fiscal relief of all our pledges to ensure that our cash flow is plentiful and fluid. That means more capital to throw on outrageous parties, and just to pretend we are rich in general.

But back to the lecture at hand, you pathetic group of slugs. Many of you have not shown credit card debt relief any respect. Now, you will pay the price until you get this lesson through your thick skulls.

Everyone must now sit against the wall - not on anything - at a 90 degree angle, and think about relief until your knees buckle with pain. This is what it will feel like all the time down the road if credit card debt is not dealt with properly.
You will now sit on the ground blindfolded as hot sauce and various other condiments are poured onto you by our senior brothers. It burns, doesn't it?
Now it's Alpha Beta Debta push-up time. Stop groaning, you're only going to make this harder than it has to be. Everyone, place one arm on the ground and one arm on the shoulder of the member of your debt relief pledge next to you. Now, in unison, you will utter the phrase "I am a bitch" with each one-armed push-up. This will continue until we have determined that the appropriate message has been conveyed.

And to think, this is only one call-down. For every day that you show indifference to credit card debt relief, we can get your asses down here and do this again. If you do not move forward as a pledge class, this can be a never-ending pattern. Think about it. Is that what you want?