Debt Consolidation Initiation - Credit Card Debt Settlement

Credit Card Debt Settlement - Let's Settle This Once And For All

For the maggot with credit card debt, settlement is coming your way, I can assure you

Listen up, you worthless clowns. I'm pledge master Hicks, in case you didn't know. Yes, I know you've all heard this spiel 15 times at least by now. This time, however, is different. The reason you are here is credit card debt settlement. One of you asses has been dragging down your entire pledge class. It's true. You are SUPPOSED to be a cohesive unit, functioning as a group in every facet of your pathetic lives. Instead, one of you is in need of credit card debt settlement and your collective interest rates are all rising as a result.

Apparently, someone in this class still believes that credit card debt is some kind of joke, or something we take lightly here at Alpha Beta Debta. We assure you it is not. Fortunately, after you are done with the obligatory push-ups and wall-sits, we will tell you about credit card debt settlement. You will learn that in order to achieve credit card debt settlement, all you have to do is contact a reliable credit counseling firm, who will teach you methods of paying down your balances on your own and with its help. You will discover that with such assistance, you can experience complete credit card debt relief faster than you ever could alone.

But speaking of alone, the special pledge who brought you all down here tonight due to his poor financial management will now visit the special room for an indefinite amount of time. The rest of you? Push-up position! Now!

Save big with credit card debt settlement or your bid will be revoked

You are all so worthless it is making me sick. But we recruited you to join this elite organization because we believe there is something redeeming way down there beneath the surface. A little credit card debt settlement will help you find that quick and prove us right. Or so we hope. You have the opportunity to save yourself thousands of dollars and improve your credit immediately with a credit card debt settlement program leading the charge. So what's it gonna be, bitches? You or credit card debts? We can't take both of you into this house. Hey! What are you doing! Do not bend your knees! Real push-ups!!!!!!

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