Debt Consolidation Initiation - Eliminate Credit Card Debts

Eliminate Credit Card Debts Today. Do So Today.

We know you crazy kids like to break the law, but this isn't the time or place for that. We're all about the best ways to legally eliminate credit card debts and change your life for the much, much better.

You can and you WILL eliminate credit card debts!

Attention, new members. Oh, who are we kidding. Attention, pledges! You lazy punks were given one task last week and all of you have failed. You think we are just up here talking about how to eliminate credit card debt for our own amusement? We are trying to teach you the ways of the credit card debt brotherhood. That means dedication to wise financial management at all times. That means knowing the best ways to keep down your balance, consolidate interest rates, and other methods of controlling yourself financially.

Keep those credit card debts in line and you shall remain in line yourself. We hope we are getting through to you, because you are only making this harder on yourself. Learn to eliminate credit card debts and things will only get better - here and otherwise.

What, you still don't want to eliminate credit card debts?

What makes you think you get to decide when to eliminate credit card debts? We are trying to teach you both a valuable life skill and a timeless fraternity tradition. This is bigger than any and all of us combined. This is an institution. By learning debt elimination, you can be a part of something bigger. Something greater than the sum of its parts. Don't you want that? Don't you want that bond? Wish you could eliminate credit card debts and be a part of it? No? Well. That's your call.

Obviously we won't FORCE you to do anything. You have to want to succeed. However, be advised that if you still don't know how to eliminate credit card debts the next time we call your sorry asses down to the house, we might conveniently lead you into the "special" room and lock the door by mistake.

Eliminate credit card debts, or go to the "special room"

You know you don't want to go back in there. The smell is so rank, it will make even the strongest of wills (and stomachs) break down. It's up to you whether you go down there or eliminate credit card debts - either way, it doesn't matter to us. We already know how to eliminate credit card debts, and we've already been initiated. We aren't some sorry excuse for a pledge class like you clowns. Hey, the longer you want to go without learning the proper credit card debt elimination techniques, the longer we can make pledge last. It depends on the class and how quickly you come together.

For the last time, we strongly recommend you eliminate credit card debts soon. Now let's go streak the quad.