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You get the idea. Pledges, as you have come before us tonight, and as you linger in abject misery up against the wall, doing wall sits until your arms fall off and your knees buckle, consider the plight of the American consumer. Mounting debts. Credit card firms out to give it to you all night long. Rising energy costs and all of that. This is why debt consolidation agencies are here, to bail you out of these jams. What you need is a personal debt consolidation strategy, and that is what we are here to talk about today.

Yes, I say today, because even though it is the middle of the night, some of us have already risen for the day. It's 4:45 in the f--king morning, and we do not care if you have tests tomorrow, because the only test you really have left to pass is our debt consolidation exam... and it's a doozy. A debt consolidation solution to every problem you come across must be formulated if you ever want us to let you out of this basement. Better get used to that smell of stale beer and cigarettes, bitches.

When a consumer comes to you, you must tell them the savings to be found.
You must explain that 33-55 percent can be loped off their bills right away, now.
You must tell them how debt consolidation agencies save them time and energy.
And you must then come back here, drop down and give me 50 freaking pushups.

Such is life for a pledge. But remember, he who becomes a man must work with debt consolidation agencies.