http://www.debtconsolidationinitiation.com/debt-consolidation/free-debt-consolidation/ Free debt consolidation professionals have been locked up for too long. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Set it free! Turn it loose! Free debt consolidation! Free it now! Okay okay okay. So as you pledges have probably been told, we have a special guest of honor tonight. Because two of you did not get down here within 15 minutes of our phone call, you all will have to lie down on the cold basement floor for three minutes while you are pelted with snowballs. Then we will officially welcome our guest, who has been cooped up in the sub-basement drinking bourbon and working himself into a frenzy for the past two hours. We are about to free debt consolidation and turn loose the kind of savings you have only dreamt about until now. We hope that's a fist pump of glee due to the free debt consolidation savings you're about to encounter. NOTE: When we say we are about to free debt consolidation, we mean let our pledge master out of the sub-basement. He is our new member educator, and is considered our most experienced and knowledgeable debt consolidation guru. He is always called upon to impress upon our pledges the need to manage money wisely, and to promptly eliminate all debts they may have at present. GOOD EVENING BITCHES! I mean Pledges. It's a pleasure to be here tonight and to talk about online debt consolidation with you. The name's Bobby Andrews and I am the New Member Educator here at ABD. Now you have probably heard a lot about me thus far and I can assure you it's all true. I will hook up with all of your younger sisters and then crank call your professors using your names at all hours of the night. I will make you light my cigarettes, do my laundry and make me dinner. SO I ASK YOUR ATTENTION. Do as I say and you will free debt consolidation from the sub-basement of your subconscious, and become a better consumer and member of this organization. Otherwise, I will ruin you. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT