Debt Consolidation Initiation - Consumer Debt Counseling

Sadly (or Not), Your Consumer Debt Counseling Initiation Will Be Brutal

Our much-maligned consumer debt counseling hazing policy: A disclaimer

If you want to be a part of this organization, you will keep showing up at our New Member Education seminars. If not, you are free to walk away at any time. If you aren't committed to the House, we don't want you anyway. Alpha Beta Debta is not the type of place to join if you are looking to go about it in a half ass way. You got that? This is where consumer debt counseling and good times and the occasional philanthropic venture go hand in hand. We must instill these values in you and humiliate you thoroughly as needed before your consumer debt counseling efforts are complete.

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Listen up! Don't f--k with the brotherhood, you hear me?

Drink! Drink! Drink (up the consumer debt counseling knowledge)!

Hey, no one said getting initiated into this debt counseling organization was gonna be easy. If it were, everyone would do it, and our brotherhood would be much less strong. The goal is to build unity, honor and community relations. We want this organization to be the most respected on campus, which is why our emphasis on consumer debt counseling is so strong. And which is why our pledge events are shielded from the public eye at all times. Sometimes people drinking until they hurl is better kept under wraps.

You think we want people to know we ask pledges about consumer debt counseling and punish them when they answer questions incorrectly? Or lock them in the basement with nothing but a collection of notebooks dedicated to consumer debt counseling and two kegs and do not let them out until both are completed? Or take the select few pledges who show the greatest dedication to learning the ways of consumer debt counseling, blindfold them, stuff them in the back of the car and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, just because we can? Of course not. This is top secret stuff. Unfortunately, you gotta go through it if you want to get in.

For more insight into the world of consumer debt counseling, do explore our site.

Yes, go out there and do it. And if you tell anyone anything that goes on here, it's on.

You do not want to experience the world of pain coming to you, pledge. Trust us.