Debt Consolidation Initiation

Debt Free Is What All The Young Pledges Want To Be

Your class must become one, and become debt free!

For all new members, it goes without saying that you must not bring any debt with you into this house. If you have any debts at this time, you had best make debt free plans and get rid of it ASAP. Once agin, there will be no debt carried into this place. Or clothes, at least on some nights. You will find out more about that in time. As long as you respect the will of the house to be debt free, and work toward spreading our message to the masses, the pledge period will be relatively painless. With the possible exception of the push-ups and objects thrown at you. Sorry about that, but that's just how it goes. Learning about debt services builds character!

That is what our house is all about. A debt free existence for all, free of all debts. Do you think the loose sorority girls want to take it off for broke dudes with debt problems? Heck no. Do they want to hang on your every word if you don't have money to buy them unlimited drinks? No way. Our bases are covered and our house policies help keep them in check. For example, we stay debt free in large part because Bud Light is considered high end beer to us. We also waste little to no money on things such as cleaning supplies. Becoming and keeping ourselves debt free is a science. And we're getting an "A" in this particular science class.

You are just a debt free wannabe

That's right. You heard me. Until you endure the rigors of pledge and prove yourself worth of Debt Consolidation Initiation, you will be a second-class citizen here. Welcome to your pledge period. Survive this period and you will be a bigger and better man, ready to experience a life full of free beer, easy chicks, and most importantly, debt free living. Welcome, all. My name is Brian Schmidt, "New Member Educator" here at the Alpha Beta Debta house, where our members take pride in three things:

Our reputation for living debt free, and for educating the community on the virtues of such a lifestyle every chance we get. Leading by example and taking pride in our work are the keys to making our college campus a debt free environment.
Our two-time defending fraternity league flag football championship squad. Last year in the title game, our largely hung-over, out of shape, debt free and rag-tag team ousted the boys from Sigma Chi in the finals, 21-14.
Our Spring Party weekend beer consumption record. It was a weekend for the ages, at least the parts we can remember. As a unit, we killed over 1,000 beers - good for 50+ cases, more or less.

We accumulated a small amount of credit card debt in the process of setting this new benchmark for alcoholism. But it was the way we managed this debt after the fact - applying for reliable debt consolidation and credit counseling, and setting debt-relieving goals for ourselves - that distinguished us from the other houses. We believe in getting rip-roaringly plastered, but our commitment to wise financial management never wavers. Hence, why we are considered one of the leading boosters of debt free services on the entire campus. Our reputation is impeccable.

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