Debt Consolidation Initiation

A Nice Future Of Debt Free Living Is Within Reach... If You're Up To It

So what have we learned about debt free living?

Have we taught you bitches nothing? You disgust us. Why do you think we stand up here yelling about debt free living here? You think we are just so excited about the prospects of debt free living that we call you down here to the basement to scream at you about it for our own f--king amusement? If you think that, you are partially correct. There is something sadistic about pledge. You will experience life on this side of the basement one day too, if you are ever able to grasp the debt free plans we teach you about and get your asses initiated.

Let me tell you something about debt free living, though. It's more important than anything you will learn during pledge. Remember this as you go forward. The primary reason you are here right now is because we can help you improve your life and experience what debt free living feels like. Together, we can make this organization a better place - one bigger than any individual. So it's time to ask yourself what you are doing here. Do you have what it takes to survive this process? Do you have the fortitude, the brains and the commitment? If so, prosperous debt free living awaits you. If not, we have a problem. A serious problem.

Enjoy debt free living, or enjoy pledging... forever!

Think we're kidding? Think we are just throwing up an elaborate debt free living smokescreen? Well, believe that if you like. Your call. Try us out then. Put absolutely no effort into debt free living and see how far that gets you in this process. See if you ever pass the trials and receive Initiation into this esteemed brotherhood. Some of you pledges will drag down the whole class. If you do not completely come together as a class - a true group with one goal in mind - you can bet your bottom dollar (which will probably be all you have left without understanding the merits of Christian debt free living) that you will never be a brother in this house.

And do you know what that means?

You will miss out on the chance to save up to 57 percent per month on your current credit card balances.
You will be labeled an outcast, a failure, and worst of all, a little bitch in all campus circles. Is that what you want?
You will forego the opportunity to become debt free 3-5 times faster than you could expect to on your own.
You will have hot sauce dumped on you until your skin and eyes burn every night until you show some respect.

It is entirely, 100 percent up to you. Choose debt free living, or choose complete and utter failure. In this house and in life. So what is it gonna be, pledge?