Righteous, Christian Debt Free Living Is What You Need
You might not think Christian debt free living is in the interests of this fraternity...
... but it is. Same with Jewish debt free living. Even Islamic debt free living is something we embrace. We will encourage the freedom of expression and religion as long as you show a commitment to freedom from debt. Debt is the common adversary here. We are all God's children, after all, united in pursuit of financial stability, good credit and cheap beer. Well, at least some of us love the last part here at Alpha Beta Debta. But again, whatever you want to do, be it Christian debt free living or any other slant, is within reach. Just go with it. Learn from us. Be debt free and join this exclusive club. You will be glad you did.
Before you experience Christian debt free living, you have to go through "new member education"
What, you didn't think we'd let you into this club without a pledge period did you? While Christian debt free living may pay off for you in spades, it's not something we take lightly. You have to show the proper respect, the proper commitment. You need to show the brotherhood that you are devoted to Christian debt free living and will never divulge its secrets except to the new pledge class each fall. You have a lot of potential. We can see it in you. But in order to channel that potential and mould you into the ambassador of Christian debt free living that we need you to be, we need you to endure the new member education period.

Can you read the sign? There will be no hazing. You will not be forced to drink alcohol, be physically abused or mentally harassed. Every part of our one-on-one Initiation plan for you entails your willing participation. Christian debt free living is not something that encourages violence or any debauchery that other hoodlum frats might practice. All you have to remember is that if you commit to us, we will commit to you. Together, we will grow and save lots of money, reaching a state of enlightenment. Believe. Spiritual and financial growth await you, with no hazing whatsoever. This is Christian debt free living, people, and it's time to shine.
Learn more about Christian debt free living by exploring our site, using its many links. Shoot us an email via the Contact Us form, too, if you are so inclined. Got a question? We've got an answer. Do it up.
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