Debt Consolidation Initiation - Debt Free Services

Debt Free Services Will Make You Debt Free! You Hear Me!?!?

Get down to the house and learn the ways of debt free services. Now.

Attention, pledge. Yes, I know it's 2:45 in the morning on Thursday. Yes, I know that you have class in just under six hours. But that's not what I am calling about. We are here to discuss debt free services, pledge, and how you and the rest of your pledge class are required to be down, lined up in alphabetical order in the basement of the house, in the next 15 minutes. No exceptions. For every minute after 3 a.m. that you and your cronies are not ready to learn about debt free services, you will be stuffed into the "special" room with a select few lucky counterparts.

Here's the thing. The pledges who get down there late will get to experience the normal call down. Lessons about debt free services and so forth. Maybe some songs and dances. Push-ups. Standard stuff. The ones who arrive early will be sent to the special room. Why? Of course it's not fair. Look. If you're not all on board with debt free services and able to get down here on time, then you might as well all be late as far as we are concerned. Just as consumers must form a united front with debt free services in the fight to go debt free, your pledge class but become a cohesive unit.

All for one and one for all. All for debt free services and all for free beer. But only if you survive pledge.

The road to financially free living is through debt free services

It's true. Experiencing debt free living is only possible through discipline and by joining forces with an organization representing things bigger than a single member. That's why we have chosen debt free services as the centerpiece of the Alpha Beta Debta fraternity. We were founded by a group of brothers who thought they could never become debt free and throw wild parties with girls in swimsuits and the like. Through hard work, they were able to do it, though. And their legacy lives on to this day. You will carry on that legacy, pledge. This organization will be passed down to you and to a new class after that. It's a beautiful thing. For now, the heirs are you and the rest of your half-wit pledge class. Now get your ass down here and let's talk debt services.

You have 11 minutes.