Debt Consolidation Initiation - Debt Recovery Program

Get Enthused About A Debt Recovery Program

Look at this guy. So enthusiastic about pledging our esteemed organization. Little does he know that by this time tomorrow, he will regret ever hearing about a debt recovery program. Why? Because he will be locked in rooms, have condiments dumped on his head, be forced to drink enormous quantities of beer, and be hollered at for eight hours straight. At least. Until he can repeat the basics of our national debt recovery services and what they do, this will continue. He will be our bitch for the next two or three months, as an unparalleled amount of knowledge is thrust upon him. All pertaining to a debt recovery program.

It's not hazing. It's a series of intensive debt recovery program educational seminars

Yeah, that's it. It's all about debt recovery and getting the kids to realize the importance of the cause they are unknowingly signing up for. The point of having a quart of buttermilk dumped down your pants every time you answer a question incorrectly is to impress upon the new members that a debt recovery program is something to be taken seriously. The point of being locked in the freezing cold broom closet in the basement is to give the newbies a chance to contemplate the debt recovery solutions out there and to let their dedication to the organization grow.

Did you know that a debt recovery program can result in the consolidation of your bills into just one per month?
Are you aware that consumers who elect to go about the process of bad debt recovery on their own become debt free in 5-10 years on, average, while those who seek professional credit counseling and their own custom programs take 3 years, tops?
Did you know that a pledge once spent 21 hours in the "special room" in the dark, because he told a senior brother that he had no use for a debt recovery program and never would?
Did you know our official colors are blue and white?

These pledges will be broken and then built back up. That is how Alpha Beta Debta rolls. We cannot fully expect them to buy into what we are selling and just take on the debt recovery program mantra on their own. They need to really understand it and the only way to get that going is to punish them for nothing at the onset. Bonding comes through surviving harrowing experiences such as our intense debt recovery solution training regimen. It's for the good of the organization, and the end justifies the means. Sure a few bones are bound to be broken. But think big-picture.

When all is said and done, the new class will be a cohesive unit of well-versed, well-trained debt recovery program ninjas.