Debt Consolidation Initiation - Debt Reduction Services

Working With Non-profit Debt Reduction Services Is Basically An All-night Binge (of Savings)!

Welcome to debt reduction services, fraternity style

These are not the kind of techniques you want to tell Mom and Dad about. They are pretty much the opposite. In fact, if they knew their tuition money was going towards you getting a tutorial in debt reduction services of this nature, they would probably blow a gasket. Simply put, it's a bonding experience, joining Alpha Beta Debta. Our New Member Education period is meant to foster personal growth and knowledge of debt reduction services. Plus sky-high blood alcohol content levels. Below is a list of activities that are not optional. As in, they are required if you wish to partake in our pledge period.

You will recite our organization's pledge, wear a pin at all times, and carry this brick around with you in your book bag.
You must read our 383-page debt reduction services handbook and take a 25-question quiz by midnight tomorrow. If you answer fewer than 18 correctly, we will be forced to punish you.
That means the special room. You will have plenty of time to learn about debt reduction services when you are shut in a 6' by 6' broom closet with nothing but a dangling light bulb over your head and the aforementioned manual.
Oh, and the disgusting foulness we will slide under the door.
When and if we decide to let you out of the special room, you will have one last chance to show your devotion to, and comprehension of, non-profit debt reduction services. You will go to the sorority house next door and serenade the sisters. Buck ass naked. You, not them. Yes, we know it is 34 degrees out. And the middle of the night.
If it helps you get your courage up, we will be happy to stand around and watch, while shining a giant spotlight on you, then knocking on the doors of every brother in the house to make sure everyone is there to support your debt reduction effort!
We always stand by each other up in this piece!
Assuming this goes well, you will return to the House and funnel a six-pack within 15 minutes while the senior brothers stand around you and shout questions regarding debt reduction services at you.
Chill and have some beers with the senior brothers as they make jokes at your expense and tell you to chug every 9 seconds. Hey, when you're new at something, whether it's pledging or debt reduction programs, you gotta expect that you are going to be given a ribbing of sorts. It's not personal, dog.
Things may start to get a little woozy for you at this time. Better head for the bathroom.

Time to apply for a debt reduction program, do you? We think so.

To learn more about debt reduction services once you regain consciousness, take a look at our site using its many links and soak up all the knowledge you can. Then soak up the puke you deposited on our floor, pledge.