Listen To Our Speech About Debt Relief Programs!

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Look at this guy. He is typical of the pledges we bring into this house. Only looking to party and have a good time and score with girls and sleep through the day. Well, this is why we have to BREAK pledges more often than not. They are not here to goof off. They are here to continue the organization's mission statement -- a long standing commitment to debt relief programs and consumer debt relief. Without debt relief programs, we would not have been saved from bankruptcy back in the 1970s. Therefore we carry on the tradition of wise financial management. Either you get with the program(s) or you get out. End of story.

While you're cleaning the bathroom, think of debt relief programs

So, Pledge. You skipped our debt relief program seminar yesterday. We took roll so we know. And don't say that you were busy or at the library or even that you just plain forgot. Because we know that's not f--king true. To you, debt relief programs were not important enough to even get out of bed. We have photographic proof of this because one of your fellow pledges went undercover. One of the brothers encouraged him to do this. You really should learn about debt relief programs for your own good. But also so we can stop putting one member of your pledge class against another. That's not good for unity, but you leave us no choice.

So as you scrub the crusted vomit off the toilets today, and for the rest of the month, think about debt relief programs and how you will show them the proper respect from here on out.


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