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<description>Debt Consolidation Initiation will forcefully ensure that all meager individuals conform to the demands of our secret society. And that they become financially free, too.</description>
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Attention, you weak debt consolidation pledges!
Look, you low down, no good, eyebrow shaven, maggot infested consumers, it's time to face the financial facts! You're weak! You're sorry excuses for consumers! Don't look at me, take a look at your credit rating. It's pathetic. It's higher than the screams of your sister on the day I took her to pleasure town. So get down on the ground and give me twenty! Actually, no, you probably can't even afford to fork over twenty dollars, can you? Okay then, this is your last chance. Consider this to be your Debt Consolidation Initiation. You better pray for monetary mercy from the brothers of Alpha Beta Debta. 

The first step on your path to a worthwhile, debt free existence will be a naked run. That's right, strip down your bank account and make a clear list of your most important payments. Your lack of fiscal organization disgusts me! Once you have accomplished this simple goal - one that a five-year old with narcolepsy should be able to perform - stand in alphabetical order, by height ... without talking. If you think this is difficult, just wait until we talk about a debt consolidation loan. 

You'll be crying for mama in no time, but she won't be able to help you! Unless, of course, she is a qualified financial advisor, in which case you really should have asked for her debt elimination help a long time ago.

Now go get my laundry and contemplate debt counseling for a few hours.

Debt consolidation initiation is two or three times the fun
Fun?!?! Do you think it's fun to go through debt consolidation? It's hard work, it's blood, it's sweat, it's tears and it's the occasional moment when you wonder if you'll ever wipe the odor of shame and interest rates from your body. That's your problem, you sorry, sad, sack of confused consumers - you've been having too much fun, charging this item to your credit card, writing one check after another. Play time is over, children. The burn you feel in your quadriceps as you suffer through round after round of walls sits is nothing compared to the hole that you have burned through your wallet.

It's time to shape up or ship out; get busy living or get busy dying; fight for your consumer rights or just fight for your right to party. If you are serious about the elimination of credit card debt, then we can help. It won't always be easy, but dammit, you'll be better people because of it. The benefits of turning into a better financial citizen with the help of debt relief extend well beyond helping you score more beer and girls. At least we think so. Frankly, those things should be enough.


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		<title>Credit Card Debt</title>
		<link>http://www.debtconsolidationinitiation.com/credit-card-debt/</link>
		<description>Credit card debt doesn't have to always hold you down. Got that?!? Do whatever you can to solve this problem today.</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 07:37:30 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Relief</title>
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		<description>Debt relief is not something we wanna hear excuses about. You either get it done or you don't. </description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:11:38 EST</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Reduction</title>
		<link>http://www.debtconsolidationinitiation.com/debt-reduction/</link>
		<description>Debt reduction has come in handy for millions of people. You may be able to reap the benefits as well. Just sign up and find out. If everyone else can, why not you. Be the next to prosper from big savings.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:02:36 EST</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Counseling</title>
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		<description>Debt counseling can right your wrongs, financial and otherwise. If debt relief were wrong, we would not ever want to be right. That is all we really feel we have to say regarding the matter. </description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 09:50:05 EST</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Elimination</title>
		<link>http://www.debtconsolidationinitiation.com/debt-elimination/</link>
		<description>Debt elimination can work out all the kinks in your financial life and put you back on track.</description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 10:05:09 EST</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Recovery</title>
		<link>http://www.debtconsolidationinitiation.com/debt-recovery/</link>
		<description>Debt recovery is provides the financial stability about which you've often dreamt. Well dream no more. Make it happen.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 09:57:47 EST</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Services</title>
		<link>http://www.debtconsolidationinitiation.com/debt-services/</link>
		<description>Debt services can save you, my future brother. <i>We'll tell you the secrets here at ABD.</i> Now gimme 10 push-ups and make me dinner, you subservient little...</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2006 13:43:25 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Consolidation</title>
		<link>http://www.debtconsolidationinitiation.com/debt-consolidation/</link>
		<description>Debt consolidation assistance is likely to pay off significantly. </description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:54:01 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Free</title>
		<link>http://www.debtconsolidationinitiation.com/debt-free/</link>
		<description>Debt free is what you had better become, and quick. You need to come to play if you want to run with these D-O-G-Z, my friends. <i>Do you think you can handle this?</i></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 10:01:14 EDT</pubDate>
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